Any And All The Things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anarchistmemecollective
hater-of-terfs

Frankenstein’s monster here has good fashion sense and, as you can see by the ironic “crime” t-shirt, a great subtle sense of humor and probably some punk-adjacent political views at the least. The question even implies that he’s volunteering to patrol the streets to keep people safe and reduce people’s reliance on cops

Not only do I want him patrolling my neighborhood, I want to ask him out

poblacht-na-n-oibrithe

I fucking want a shirt that just says “Crime” on it

avishabilis

Crime Frank knows what it’s like to be prejudged based on appearance, so you know he’s gonna take a little time to think about what he’s seeing when he arrives on the scene.

No question about it, Crime Frank for me!

hater-of-terfs

Now I want fanart of Crime Frankenstein. I want him to come to represent community-run conflict resolution/crisis response programs. Images of Crime Frankenstein driving intoxicated people home, calmly talking people through mental health crises, breaking up fights nonviolently, supervising safe injection sites for people who suffer from drug addiction, etc.

We stan a king

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gorewound

Crime Frankenstein

Frankly, It’s Crime Time

prismatic-bell
polyamaesthetic

you can enjoy your rainbow Oreos, and celebrate with rainbow bottles of alcohol, and take rainbow pens from your bank, and buy pride merch from Target and Walmart.

you can take advantage of the spoils that rainbow capitalism offers you, you can enjoy them, and celebrate them.

it's a symbol of how far we've come, just to be recognized as a valuable demographic to be catered to, to be publicly aligned with.

just don't forget their place. don't mistake their marketing as compassion. don't mistake their inclusivity as allyship. don't forget that actions speak louder than words.

billion dollar corporations are not our friends, and they will not protect us.

but you, as an individual, are not responsible for boycotting and avoiding every billion dollar company that does wrong in this world. especially when it's well known that they have their dirty fingers in every pie.

enjoy yourself this pride month. genuinely.

just don't let their pretty packaging make you complacent. 💖

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natalieironside

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

charlon-lumi

What if someone barges in, points at said character and scream, “Mary Sue!”

natalieironside

Tell them to come back with a warrant

charlon-lumi

This post came across my dash again and now I am having an absolute blast with self insert hotter me that gets the girls and guys everywhere.

natalieironside

This is the Way

swordkallya

Reblogging because I am very pro-writing whatever the hell you want, even ”bad” things, and also because “tell them to come back with a warrant” BROKE ME

prismatic-bell

“So’s Batman” is another good one.